shleping my way through life

two hours of commuting everyday is a serious pain in my ass, with all puns intended. counseling people who don't want to change is also a pain in my ass. what's wrong with drinking 60 ounces of soda everyday you ask? what's wrong with smoking 2 packs a day and never exercising? hmmm. you tell me.

Ode to Wallace

Wallace is a beauty. He belongs to my bff J and her man A. J and A took Wallace to doggy boot camp and he is now the most well trained dog that ever was. Seriously folks, if you put food in his bowl, tell him to stay, and then walk out of the room, he will not move until you come back and say OK. He is a genius. He is also my Goddog (hey, that's a palindrome). I'm not sure if Jewish dogs are supposed to have Godmothers, but whatever. Thank you J and A for raising such a lovely pup.