Zei gezunt

conversation with my mother
mom: hi
pseudonym: yo
mom: i'm looking for cheap tickets to go on a vacation
pseudonym: where? florida?
mom: anywhere dad need a rest
pseudonym: boston is nice
pseudonym: especially in december
mom: we're coming in dec
pseudonym: take a duck tour
pseudonym: see the sights
mom: duck
pseudonym: drive up to vermont, have some maple syrup
mom: i saw the sights when you were a mere child
mom: duck tours?
pseudonym: look it up
mom: duck
pseudonym: mere
mom: mere duck
pseudonym: goose
mom: goslin
pseudonym: child
mom: come home
pseudonym: no
mom: will you help me cook
pseudonym: i just finished my outline
pseudonym: yes
mom: are you going to fight with me
pseudonym: my project is on the affects of probiotics, specifically Bifidobacterium and Lactobacillus, on intestinal health
pseudonym: yes
pseudonym: i'm in way over my head
mom: you know the prices in walmart for drugs are much cheaper than target
mom: over your head about what
pseudonym: you know walmart doesn't pay their employees well and treats them poorly and buys clothes that are made by "tiny fingers"? tiny fingers do make nice clothing
mom: oh my gd
pseudonym: what
mom: i want cheaper prices not to be politically correct. politically correct doesn't pay the bills
pseudonym: and what if everyone thought that way. oh wait, everyone does. god bless bush
mom: everything's much cheaper. there all toiletries
pseudonym: tiny fingers. sing to the tune of "tiny bubbles"
mom: duck duck duck
mom: gobble gobble
pseudonym: >:o
pseudonym: i have to finish my paper on anemia
mom: now i'm going to sing that freekin song in my head all night
pseudonym: tiny bubbles...
pseudonym: how does it go
mom: tiny bubbles in the wine makes me feel happy makes me feel fine
pseudonym: ha ha ha
mom: tiny bubbles makes me warm all over with the feeling that i'm going to love you till the end of time
pseudonym: tiny finger make my shoes. i don't pay much money so i don't have the blues...
mom: leave me alone
pseudonym: tiny fingers knit my hat. now i've got a holiday present for my brother matt...
mom: i'm meeting sandi for dinner tomorrow
mom: what fun
pseudonym: cool
mom: go work i love you do you need money
pseudonym: tiny fingers get paid 3 cents a day. they never get to go out and play
mom: leave me alone
pseudonym: goodnight
mom: i love you. be well