Pitsink conversation with my brother

me: do you guys have any objection to gap baby clothes? i saw a good sale and want to buy the Tiny some tiny and adorable things.
M: are baby gap clothes made by even tinier fingers than the ones you typically sing about?
me: yes.
me: tiny fingers make Tiny's clothes. one day she'll have a ring inside her nose.
tiny fingers thread Tiny's socks. one day she'll be stoned and run from cops.
M: hahahaha
me: tiny fingers knit Tiny's shirt. one day she'll ask you WTF is up with Ernie and Burt.
M: are you high right now?
me: no
me: tiny fingers sew Tiny's pant. Some day when she's older she'll make out at camp
M: ok
stop that
shes not even 6 months old
she has no teeth
shes not making out with anyone
except her teething ring
(Tiny will probably never make out with this dude)