shleping my way through life

two hours of commuting everyday is a serious pain in my ass, with all puns intended. counseling people who don't want to change is also a pain in my ass. what's wrong with drinking 60 ounces of soda everyday you ask? what's wrong with smoking 2 packs a day and never exercising? hmmm. you tell me.

Ode to Wallace

Wallace is a beauty. He belongs to my bff J and her man A. J and A took Wallace to doggy boot camp and he is now the most well trained dog that ever was. Seriously folks, if you put food in his bowl, tell him to stay, and then walk out of the room, he will not move until you come back and say OK. He is a genius. He is also my Goddog (hey, that's a palindrome). I'm not sure if Jewish dogs are supposed to have Godmothers, but whatever. Thank you J and A for raising such a lovely pup.

For Evan's coloring pleasures

I'm a denier

I deny the existence of Holocaust deniers. I think I'll hold a conference.

In other news, life is good. The internship is halfway over. Community nutrition and food service are dead to me. I never want to see them again. On to the hospital and real work. I stole from A! just now.

M is in Chicago, then MN, then CA. I am living it up with the apartment and car all to myself. The best part is, when I come home, the place is exactly how I left it. Oh, and no tiny hairs on the sink. How I loathe tiny hairs. Miss you darling.

How come nobody participated in my last blog? What's wrong with you people? That's good stuff. Do it. Now.

Besos,
me

Dear "Oy, I could kvell"...

I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I

would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it

would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

And all along I thought I looked most like Barbra Streisand

Frayleich

My vote counted! Way to go NH.