Chuck Norris knows Yiddish

Well, no, he probably doesn't. But here are some things he can do...

-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to -Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
-An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
-Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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